2016 Austin Screenwriters Conference Recap

Man, I’m beat. Austin was good and bad.

The Good – it’s always a great time, talking writing movies for 4 straight days, met some folks I only know from twitter, learned a lot, and went to a couple of terrific parties. The Bad – some of the panels weren’t fabulous. And on Saturday afternoon I grabbed a street taco between panels and I’m still not over it. Nothing like a bad burrito to ruin your weekend.

Here’s the breakdown –

Rolled in about Noon Thursday. A little later than I wanted – the Conference kicks off with a big welcome gig in the main ballroom at the Driskill Hotel. I missed that because my badge wasn’t right – they forgot that I was a Second Rounder and that took a little time to get squared away. Not a huge deal as the folks who run the show are incredibly helpful. 

It’s hard to be a 2Rer, it’s the top 15% of the entries and when you get that on your badge there are some perks and recognition that go with it. I wanted people in the bar to see it because they’ll strike up a conversation and ask about your work. Sometimes those people are managers or producers or pros. Plus, I’m vain and like to show off that out of 9100 entries I made it a little way up the food chain.

The first session I hit was on How to Work in Hollywood Outside of Hollywood and it was insightful, but not as much as I’d hoped. It was more about people who started out in Hollywood and left, than breaking in from outside. These guys were continuing a career from afar, not trying to start one. Essentially, what I heard all week was “Move to LA. Get a job as an assistant and make it happen.” I don’t want to move to LA. I lived in LA. It’s too expensive and too crowded. Plus, I’m a geezer with a decent paying corporate job. It’s not that fetching coffee is beneath me, but I have no idea how to order anything at Starbucks but an Americano.

But from there the conference got better. Until it didn’t.

The second panel was on Writing Comedy. It was brilliant, hilarious, insightful, and the presenter was David Misch who broke in writing on Mork and Mindy – old line comedy and a blast. Learned a LOT about funny.  Timing, construction and when to toss in the banana peel. They need to have Mr. Misch back. Great panel.

Thursday night there were a couple of parties – basically a group will take over a bar and have a meet up. This one was Stage 32. Met folks I know on there and just hung out and drank a beer. Or six. It was a good party. From there I snagged a table at the Driskill bar – a feat I’m quite proud of and will remember for years. Several writers sat in and we swapped stories, ideas and takes on how to move into, or up, the biz.

Because we had such a good time until late into the evening on Thursday, Friday morning was tough. My first session was a roundtable with the Wibberly’s – Cormac and Marianne – National Treasure, Charlie’s Angels… There were only about a dozen of us in the room and it was a very intimate setting with free form conversation – basically it was an AMA with these two really cool writers. Great folks. Damn impressive writers.

Next was my pitch session. I have an idea for a movie and I think it’s a good one. I didn’t give my best pitch – I put in a joke at the last minute and it worked, got a big laugh, but you only get 90 seconds and the laugh put me over time and I’d didn’t get to give the last line of the pitch, which really wraps it up. So I didn’t make the finals. One thing I’ve learned over a couple of years is that comedy pitches really well in this venue. Next time – more funny for less time. You can read my thoughts on pitching at Austin here. I’ve made the finals a couple of times but not won, so it’s not expert advice – more like informed insight.

But several people in the room liked it, but not more than the two really good comedy pitches that the judges sent to the finals. So we chatted and yakked and I was too late to get into the next session –  Development at Disney & Pixar. I’d seen this last year, but my animation spec is my 2Rer this year and I wanted to beg someone to read it. (I’m kidding, that’s really bad form. Don’t do that.) One of my few complaints about Austin is the crowds. It’s jammed. Plus, they have a Young Filmmakers Program and all of those kids want to work at Pixar. They grabbed all the seats for the Pixar session and it was beyond SRO when I got there.

This happened last year too and I learned then, when you can’t get into the panel you want, go to the Driskill bar. Even if it’s 11am. Last year I spent about 15 minutes listening to Justin Marks talk about Jungle Book and rewriting Rudyard Kipling. I found some writers I had met a couple of years back and we shot the breeze and had an early lunch in the bar.

The next panel was one I’d been looking forward to – Craig Mazin and Lindsey Doran talking about writers and producers working together. Everybody knows Mazin from Scriptnotes podcast and if you haven’t seen Lindsey’s TED talk, Google it and go watch. Now. This can wait. They gave great insight into the relationship and how to take notes, give notes and be a better human. It was great.

From there it was the annual AFF Barbecue. Free beer, free food, autumn in Austin – which means you’re picnicking and it’s 95º. Met more people, had a great time and then went and crashed. Serious nap.

Woke up and hit yet another party. I don’t go out with other people at all for 11 months a year, because all of my socializing happens over 4 days in Austin.

Saturday morning was a Science Fiction vs Science Fact panel. Apparently, the National Science Foundation sponsors a group that will help you with the science behind your SF script. For free. Need info about how a particle accelerator accident might throw your hero into a space time continuum loop? Call 844-NEED-SCI. Seriously – they will hook you up with brilliant people who can help you make your wildest ideas come true – these guys all got into science because they wanted to be Mr. Spock or Scotty and they are thrilled to help.

Then we came to the panel I wanted to see with my animation spec. In fact, I left the scientists early to make sure I’d get a seat – execs from Disney, Dreamworks, Sony Animation and Marvel all talking about how they find concepts ideas and writers. And it’s just the same as with live action – get a manager, have them send over a writing sample, and yada, yada, yada. It was very disappointing to wave my 2Rer badge with my animation spec and hear the VP of Animation for Sony tell me, “Nah, nobody even looks at an animation spec.” Soul crushed.

I drug myself to the next panel – Sports Movies! I’m a big sports fan and the first script I sold was a sports movie. This panel was AMAZING – Aaron Covington – wrote and directed CREED, Bobby Farrelly – because at it’s heart The Big Lebowski is about bowling, Angelo Pizzo – Rudy, Hoosiers and My All-American and John Lee Hancock, a great Texan who did The Blind Side and The Rookie. It was tremendous: It’s not about the sports. They don’t always have to be an underdog story. They don’t always have to win. Great stuff.

I was thrilled and in a great mood and stopped at a taco truck for a quick bite to eat on my way to see Ashley Miller (THOR and X-Men First Class) and Nicole Pearlman (Guardians of the Galaxy) talk about World Building. About halfway through the session, I had the most intense urge shudder through me and I had to visit planet bathroom.

Revenge of the food truck street taco. I was dying. But one of the deals you get with the 2Rer deal is a set of three roundtable visits with working pros. I got through them but it was difficult. And then the Pros I got were all TV guys – writers on The Walking Dead, American Horror and one that I couldn’t tell because I was paying attention to not ruining a chair. I write movies. I barely even watch TV. The list of things I’ve never seen is legendary – Sopranos, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, all but the first three episodes of Breaking Bad, none of Mad Men…. When you think televisions are meant for baseball games, you don’t get much out of TV roundtables and that was disappointing.

Went back to the hotel and was tremendously ill. Got some medicine so I could fight the good fight and I went back out for — another party. The Pitch Party where all of the first round winners take the stage pitch their stuff to Mazin and Lindsey and Edward Ricourt of Jessica Jones and Wayward Pines. I wanted to see the pitches, I had a couple of buddies in the competition, I want to see them. I got a club soda and lasted about 5 pitches. Couldn’t do it. Went to the hotel and crashed.

Sunday I felt a little better. The first event is the Hair of the Dog brunch. It’s at a bar about a 8-9 block walk from the hotel. 90 degrees and 90 percent humidity. I was back to miserable when I got there. Stood in line and struck up a conversation with a very interesting producer/director/editor. There are people all over this event doing really cool things. I lived through Brunch. Safety Tip – If you’re feeling a little rocky – the gin Bloody Mary and the peppered eggs and barbecued pork are not bad things to pass up. I had a tortilla and a sip of juice.

Sunday’s first session was Deconstructing Billy Wilder. It was a really detailed look at specific Wilder scenes – The Apartment, Some Like It Hot, Sunset Blvd. – a little touch of film school with guys who do this for a living. I don’t think there’s anyone in the biz that doesn’t think Wilder’s a genius. and if not, why are they in the business?

Next was Sequels and Reboots – Ash Miller again with Shane Black and Bobby Farrelly. Imagine a panel talking about Iron Man 3, X-Men First Class, Top Gun 2 and Dumb and Dumber To. It was amazing. I really don’t want to think Shane Black is cool, but, dammit, he is.

The Conference ended for me in a 2Rer panel called What’s Next – with a group of Austin alums who have broken through and are working in LA. One writer had been an Austin Second Rounder 9 times. But she’s in New Mexico and doesn’t seem to want to go to LA. Maybe If I got a deal and was good enough I’d think about it. But then I go out there and sit on the 405 and think… nah.

General thoughts – Stay at the Driskill or the Stephen F Austin Intercontinental. Yes, they are unGodly expensive, but that’s where the execs stay and you never know who you’ll meet on an elevator. Plus, they are the heart of the conference and there’s plenty of walking without having to hike over from a hotel. There’s no Uber in Austin so you have to use an offshoot ride that will only exist in Austin. Stay close.

I save up and make it a big trip – my wife goes and this year we stayed at the SFA. They have a private club you can join and while I was in sessions she could hang out all day with champagne and chocolate dipped strawberries. This seemed to be a big hit. Keep the wife happy. 

I’ve stayed at the Driskill and it was OK, but expensive for a very old hotel, that feels like a redone very old hotel. But If I could have them build a replica of the Driskill Bar in my basement, I’d be pretty happy.

It was 4 good days of connecting and learning and partying and I heard there were even some movies shown. One of these days I’ll do that part of it.